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HELP ME, SOMETHING SCARY IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO ME IN REAL LIFE, THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

HELP ME, SOMETHING SCARY IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO ME IN REAL LIFE, THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Jelly-beans-be-like

Ask it to pay rent, it will probably leave


BlueberryGamez

I am not Tom Nook


Jelly-beans-be-like

I asked the bugs in my apartment to pay rent, haven't seen them since


BlueberryGamez

this is a ghost or demon or something


Meghan-Singleton

Ghosts don’t like paying rent either


susus_amogus1

no one does


MagicJoshByGosh

Reddit is helpful


susus_amogus1

very


Tiffer_roo_bonzai

Whatever it is. Make sure you let it know it ain't welcome & to leave. At least that's what everything I've read says to do.


BlueberryGamez

I think it can hear me, I said please stop, you're scaring me and it stopped.. I asked for it to show itself after and two black orbs starting circling around a certain area in my room.


JadenYuki15

Get a bible, That is a demon. Maybe get a pastor to come to your house too. Do NOT try facing it on your own.


BlueberryGamez

sorry but i do not believe in god


JadenYuki15

Ok, then what is that thing? Do you think demons are real though?


J4NN0SS

Who you gonna call...


salad_fingers_is_hot

GHOST BUSTERSSSS


J4NN0SS

If there's something strange..


salad_fingers_is_hot

IN UR NEIGHBORHOOD


J4NN0SS

Who you gonna call...


salad_fingers_is_hot

GHOSTBUSTERS


AntiChrist6

WHO YOU GONNA CALL


Golden-Mimikyu

GOAT BUTTER


salad_fingers_is_hot

n i c e


BlueberryGamez

what-


BlueberryGamez

dude i could die-


J4NN0SS

Lol no ghosts just..no


RavenNuo77

Ignore it. The more attention it gets the stronger it gets


BlueberryGamez

how do you-


AntiChrist6

He's right it's most likely a demon messing with you.


BlueberryGamez

H


ceo_of_dumbassery

Just politely ask whatever it is to leave, or at least to stop doing scary shit. I stayed at a hotel once where something repeatedly locked/unlocked doors on us, tickled our feet and face and shook the bed while we tried to sleep. Nothing too scary, I think it was just a cheeky ghost having fun. I said something along the lines of "look, I'm completely fine with you being here but please leave me alone." Everything stopped after that.


BlueberryGamez

it just e x i s t s i dont thing its doing much-


Furby_Soup

it sounds like a neutral spirt that wants to play jokes but i suggest you make sure that, if it wants to cause you any harm, it must leave. I suggest burning sage or incense (not white sage) Edit: I am a practicing pegan witch


BlueberryGamez

Thanks for the advice


Fireyredheadlady

Was going to suggest the same exact thing. I have read many times that this is the way to get rid of a spirit. Also definitely ask it to stop scaring you or demand that will leave.


Noviaiud

yo look i'm sorry bro, but you're dead meat now. Good luck.


BlueberryGamez

I'm scared..


AntiChrist6

Ignore it. Demons feed off of fear (I'm not saying that it's a demon but that is possible) it will eventually leave but it might get worse before it gets better.


BlueberryGamez

Oh


Doolie12000

do you have wooden floors? Is the house old? If so then someone stepping on a wooden floor board elsewhere can make other boards move/vibrate slightly and if the doornob is slightly loose it could move in the shifting floorboards. Always look for the logical before scaring yourself spitless :)


BlueberryGamez

nope


DaisyFayeLove

Has anything else strange happened? Say some prayers out loud, our father, Hail Mary, glory be and get some rosary beads. If it escalates, tell your mum and a priest to come bless the house. It isn’t huge, stop talking to it and don’t provoke it.


BlueberryGamez

I've tried praying, my prayers are never answered and I'm never praying again :3


DaisyFayeLove

Get some crystals in the house, they clear out bad energy


Earthly_Wanderlust

Never talk to ghosts.


Bunnie-zahkunt

You are fucked before you know it a hell mouth will be opening under your house the temperature suddenly plunges have you noticed a new chill suddenly. Razor sharp claws clicking along a dark hallway slimy brown shit Dripping from deformed and monstrous jaws that reek of pennies.


BlueberryGamez

oh shit


Ch1ldofSatan

Is the doorknob moving or is it possibly the door moving in the frame causing the handle to jiggle? I had a draft that shook my door really hard and scared me until I realized what it was.


BlueberryGamez

i dont know, there's no wind so i dont think its a fraft and its just the doornob


SuckOnMyCorndog

Not trying to scare you or anything, but I don't quite remember if this is true or not. If you ever hear something messing with your door, (for example: Knocking, Turning the doorknob, etc.) and if you look through the peephole, or window and see nothing there, DO NOT OPEN IT. It's said that if you do, you're inviting a ghost into your home.


BlueberryGamez

i mean i dont mind the ghost being there but its kinda scary


Trompetinho

Try to buy a new door, i dont know... maybe you have to replace the door clamps, maybe they got stuck in one position for some reason. Maybe oiling them will work... if you are concerned that shit's a ghost, try buying one of those "ghost detectors", maybe you'll see if its a ghost or not


BlueberryGamez

ghost detectors are completely fake


Trompetinho

Try to buy a new door, i dont know... maybe you have to replace the door clamps, maybe they got stuck in one position for some reason. Maybe oiling them will work... if you are concerned that shit's a ghost, try buying one of those "ghost detectors", maybe you'll see if its a ghost or not


Henry_Sadiq

Hello, we've been trying to reach you for your cars extended warranty - the Ghost, probably


Shakespeare-Bot

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